Bored, Horny and Whining about it

So it's 8pm, and I am bored at work. And horny. I actual feel a small, tiny dribble of pity for people on Craigslist who post on the personals section "bored at work" all the time. I tend to scoff at their bored solicitations - it's like, ok, dude, you're bored. Sounds simply charming! How intriguing! Wow, I would love to talk to some 26 year old perv who is really bored right now!