Total Embarassment

So yeah, my wild side does come out from time to time, but not always how I intend. Freudian slips, veiled hostilities and "accidently" forgetting things are all ways of expressing unresolved inner conflicts. In my case, I linked to a porn site from my _non-adult_ blog. My friends, people who respect me and know me well read this blog. It is considerably less wild than my sex blog.

My goal had been to link to a funny story about pirates who attacked a cruise ship. I copied the link in the address bar, or so I thought. It turns out, I did not copy this link. But I had copied this spanking link onto my clip board earlier, and it was still there.

Don called me a couple hours later and said, "Babe, you might want to check your blog entry." I was aghast. Of course, it's possible that in the 3 hours the bad link was live that no one saw it, but something tells me at least one person must have seen it. My friends and I all read eachother's blogs pretty closely. Don is still laughing at me for this. Sigh. He has not spanked me for it specifically though.

Funny Icons

So I am sure most of you are experts in emoticons by now. I myself don't feel particularly drawn to them, despite being an active aim user since 1993. Nonetheless, I found this "assicons" site to be hilarious. Spank my (_!_) !

Hollywood Spanking

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Amazon movie listings with spanking/mild BDSM in them.

Secretary:




Quills



Quiet Man


McClintock



7 Brides for 7 Brothers

Carolyn Faulkner Spanking Story

Carolyn Faulkner has a new romantic spanking story up on SpankingRomance, and Bethany really likes it. Check out this sample of Man of Her Dreams:

"Working out – sweating in particular – made her bitchy, despite the presence of the eye candy in grey shorts that showed off every curve of muscle he owned. She didn’t try to, but her eyes – as well as her mind’s eye – kept drifting back to him. She nearly drooled all over herself when she saw that he’d put his sweats on, but had taken off his shirt. That man’s chest should be registered as a lethal weapon. And it was pristine, too – only a small sprinkling of hair over the impressive slabs of muscle. No unsightly tattoos, no pierced nipples. Maybe she was getting old, but Frankie just didn’t like the latest trends in body modification. She liked her men au natural – tanned and muscular and" . . . Read Chapter 1 of Man of Her Dreams

Bethany is psyched about our new Romance site, and many others are as well, judging from the combo memberships that have sold. In the month of December, spanking romance will publish 4 stories about the holidays. That's right, spanking santas, naughty brats who look for hidden presents, "unexplained" credit card charges. The December line up is sure to keep you, up, cozy on those cold nights.

Woodshed headquarters have seen some volatile weather in the past couple months. From a freak October snow storm to 75 degree November days, it's been quite bipolar. In a way, both sides of the "farmer's almanac" seem to be right - we are having both a mild and cold winter at the same time.

Tonight Don and I are going to an art opening with our friend Colette. It should be more relaxed than last night's competitive poker environment. I actually did well last night, after a losing streak had me pretty focused. Poor Don lost all his chips, however, and after having a stressful day anyhoo. I am going to be extra nice to him this weekend, my cutie. I might even buy myself a naughty outfit from this neat online store I found today. If you ever need any kind of fetish costume, this place is a good place to shop.