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Bethany's domestic discipline diary.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Neat Blog Activity

I found this interesting, kind of random blog activity on Babyspanks blog:

1. Go to your blog archive
2. Find the 23rd post
3. Find the 5th sentence
4. Post the text of the sentence in a blog entry along with these instructions
5. Tag five other people

Here's the from The Woodshed spanking blog:

This will be the first real vacation that Don and I have taken together.

Video Crew on Their Way

Yay - up early. I have a ton of work today for the Spanking Epics video shoot today, and Bethany and I are getting the updates done as we speak.

For example, we are adding a new spanking novel to Spanking Romance today. Here is a sample of this endearing novella, dubbed Kitten, from Katherine Taylor Hunt:

Big things come in small packages! And Kitten is a bundle of Midwestern sweetness, light-hearted sexiness, and old-fashioned values. She’s the love of Jake’s life! Jake is a diamond in the rough. A typical big city boy and modern businessman who’s not quite finished sowing his wild oats . . . until he meets Kitten. His Victorian view of the traditional roles of men and women are ideal for his relationship with Kitten. And Jake is the love of her life! This is a day in the life of Jake and Kitten. It’s a very special day for them both as they look back, reflecting on how they met and fell in love. And at the end of this day, Jake is bringing home a BIG SURPRISE in small box especially for his Kitten!

Katherine Taylor Hunt has written a light-hearted frolic of two modern people who value the antiquated traditions of a century ago and the old-fashioned methods that defines their love. Warning - this novel is more erotic and explicit than some of our others. Spanking Romance is our newest membership site, where we post a whole novel each week.

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The video crew, director and photographer are all on their way to the shoot as we speak. They will all be here by this evening. This shoot is going to be lean and mean - I can just feel it.

I couldn't sleep very well last night because I was really excited. Also, Bethany's german shepard dog, Boo, kept waking me up. His deep, braying voice fills the little valley where the house is located several times a night, when a deer or perhaps a bear is passing through. Indeed, you can't beat the wildlife in this area. A family of hawks lives in the forest just behind the house - I think they like the large clear fields by the house to hunt small varmants.

I walked the dogs last night after the rain stopped. Because it poured all day, the water was gushing down the mountains. The ditches were full of white, gurgling water. Down the road, there is a small cave and the water was cascading over the entrance. I felt like I was in a painting by some northern Rennaisance artist.

Monday, January 23, 2006

This is what happens when you wear short shorts

So we have at long last posted a new a la carte movie for download on SpankingEpics.com, called "Daisy's New Drawers"! This feature casts Keith Jones, Isobel Wren and Steven Fuller in one of our funniest, sexiest spanking movies yet. Daisy Duke is skinny dipping in some flashy shorts. A local yokel spies her transgression and reports her to the sheriff. The Sheriff procedes to drag Daisy back to her "pa" for a severe punishment. Isobel Wren is one sexy little brat in this well-shot, well-acted vignette ;)

spanking pay per view

Thursday, January 19, 2006

More Ipod Bragging

I found the most hilarious videos on Itunes! They are from old Saturday Night Live Skits. Check it out:

Colonol Angus Number 8

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Naughty Spanking Stories - New!

Hey y'all -

We have a bunch of stories moving to the Best of Bethany's Woodshed as of today. There are some really well-written and sexy gems here - for much less than you pay for a trade paperback.

Paddling Planet by Jean Gorski
Price: 6.95
Chapters: 6
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Sample

Summary:

Every woman knows her place here—over her husband’s knee. And Hera help the man who refuses to spank his wife often and hard enough, because he will have to answer to the merciless Mothers’ Meeting that really runs things on this world.

But Henry Jack has had enough. When he is commanded to paddle his partner once too often, he orders her to join him in escaping back to Earth. And their own planet’s laws force her to obey him.

So they must try to pass as a respectable couple during their flight, with the Natural Law police pursuing them every step of the way. That means plenty of public paddling, strapping, switching, caning and plain old hand spanking, all watched by as many cheering witnesses as they can find. And in this place, they find plenty… Order here.


The Homesteaders by Sullivan Clarke
Price: 10.95
Twelve chapters
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Summary:
Casey Everson has it all - a good job in a balmy southern city. But when she decides to trade it all in for a chance for a life of love and liberation in the wild Alaskan outback, she quickly learns that frontier principles are much what they were centuries before women's liberation.

Garrett Adams is much what Casey expected from their lengthy correspondence - rugged, principled and old-fashioned. But Casey quickly finds that sometimes, getting what you want can bring some sore lessons, especially when you become the center of a hidden feud between two domineering pioneer men. Order here.


Bride of Rogue's Castle by Katrina Devlin
Price: 9.95
Eleven chapters
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Summary:

Morgana Ritchfield is a spoiled fifteen years old when her betrothed, Ranulf DeNoglia, pays a visit to her home to finalize the marital arrangements with her father. She does not make a good impression and when she marries the handsome, stern lord three years later, she is rudely awakened to the fact that she is no longer in control of her life. Ranulf has little patience for the dark-haired beauty’s willful behavior and Morgana finds herself in trouble more often than not in her new life.

She discovers that while her new husband is indeed a strict taskmaster, he is also a loving, tender mate who desires her with all of his heart. Together they face the obstacles of a newly married couple and welcome family and friends into the delightful confusion of their household. The new Lady DeNoglia happily enlists the aid of her sister-in-law Rowena and family friend Elizabeth Redmond to further complicate her innocent plots and create havoc in the place known as Rogues Castle.

In the end, she learns to fall and knows that only one will catch her, her beloved Ranulf, her true soul-mate and the lord of her heart. Morgana realizes that her strength does not have to push away, but can hold close as well – it is a blissful awakening. Order here.


No Going Back by Patty
Thirteen chapters
Price: 10.95
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Summary:

Drawn back home to close out his mother's estate on a remote island in the Bay of Fundy, Alan finds himself drawn back into life there. His decision to remain on the island and refurbish the old bed and breakfast inn brings Rey into his life. They say opposites attract, but for a pair like these two who both harbor secret spanking desires, the oil and water effect of their differences just adds spice to the story. Rey discovers spanking, and they both discover each other. The real island of Grand Manan and some of its attractions figure prominently in some parts of the story as well. Order here.

The Session by Alexis Masters
Six chapters
Price: $6.95
Summary:
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In the elite circle of professional domination, Jayson Greene was one of the best. But making his living spanking the women who came seeking his unique services has also made him cynical, tired of being a one-dimensional fantasy. But there was just something about his new client that made Jace think everything was about to change.

Allison Bowden would have never believed she was the sort of woman who would make an appointment for a spanking, but after so many years of reading, thinking, and dreaming about it, this was just something she had to KNOW about herself. But it was too much, too new, too fast…and Jayson Green was too attractive.

Everything Jace was trained to do told him to let her go when she cut their session short, but Jace just couldn't do it. When he gave Allie the discipline she needed--even as she said she didn't WANT it--he felt alive again. He knew he could bring them closer together if only he could help Allie understand herself, and he could only do that if could convince her to stay for The Session. Order here.

Roundup by Fiona Wilde
Price: $7.95
Seven chapters

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Summary:

For Lilly Jane, life on a ranch would be perfect if she were able to pursue her dream of working with the animals she loves. But her uncle Jack Farrington is a traditional man who believes a woman's place is in the ranch house - not in the barn.

When Lilly Jane tries to prove herself by assisting in the birth of a foal, the experience ends not with praise, but punishment. Her Uncle is sure after her "whippin'" that his niece will become the domestic lady he expects her to be. But Lilly Jane has different ideas and decides to risk her uncle's wrath by becoming "one of the boys." Will her
experience win her the respect she desires? Or will it earn her the business end of a stockman's strap? Order here.


Samantha and the Detective by Paige Tyler
Seven chapters
$7.95

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Summary:

Detective Hayden Tanner hates reporters, especially when they interfere with a police investigation. So why is he so drawn to saucy reporter Samantha Halliwell when she does nothing but interfere with his current
investigation of a college student's murder?

And why does Samantha continue to provoke him when he's already made good on his promise and put her over his knee her for getting in his way? Perhaps because despite her dislike for authority figures, she finds the handsome detective's willingness to take her in hand surprisingly sexy.

But despite his repeated warnings and over the knee spankings, Samantha continues to investigate the murder heedless of the danger, putting not only her future with Hayden in jeopardy but her very life as the killer
closes in on her. Order here.


Simple Pleasures by Nattie Jones
Nine chapters
Price: 9.95
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Summary:

Jack Stein has had more identities in his life than he can remember. A childhood spent in the refuge of Witness Protection paved the way for a sterling career as a CIA agent winning the war against terrorism. Now he's had enough of playing identities, and he buys a farm in Amish country to settle down and finally be himself.

Ellie Yoder is everything he ever wanted in a wife, even down to her misdeeds that he quickly corrects with spankings. Jack will not tolerate disobedience, especially when his history threatens to disrupt this quiet Pennsylvania town with danger and intrigue. But Ellie has problems of her own, with the time come for her to take her kneeling vows and commit herself to the community and the old ways.

Will she embrace the safety of the community she loves, or risk all for her dreams of doctoring and her love for the mysterious man that demands her submission? Order here.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Paris Kennedy in Hustler Too

In case you missed my "Behind the scenes spanking pics" post from last summer, let me state again how great Paris Kennedy was to work with! I discovered that Paris has her own site, which she says is under construction. It looks pretty good to me! I learned on her site that Paris is in Hustler's Taboo Magazine's January 2006 edition.

Checkout the hotness:

Paris Kennedy

Paris appears in Spanking Epics' upcoming spanking dvd, titled Trouble at Carson's gap. Of the movies in the spanking trilogy, many people think this spanking western is the best. Other performers in this great film include Sierra Salem, as well as Keith Jones and Erica Scott! Keep your eye out for the Western spanking movie, it's very close to shipping. Click here for pics.

So anyway, the fetish world has to keep an eye on Paris Kennedy. Despite her demure expression and behavior, this actress is a force of sexiness!

Monday, January 09, 2006

Wicked Castle Erotic Romance

Fantasy Honeymoon Chapter One

Anyone who ever thought our stories were tame will be proven wrong with the newest story from Wicked Castle! fantasy honeymoon romance coverOur newest author, Melinda Barron, makes a stunning debut with a sex-drenched bdsm tale both entertaining and erotic. The heroine is spunky, if a bit naive, the love interest is forthright, aggressive and passionate, and the sex scenes are HOT. Here is a sample of Fantasy Honeymoon:

Elizabeth McGill scoots off to romantic London leaving her smug ex-fiance behind. Scott was in Texas, spending a little bit more of his inheritance, after dumping Lizzy two days before their wedding. The coward had finally succumbed to his father’s wishes and broken off their engagement, in exchange for a new Porsche and a house at Lake Tanglewood. Elizabeth decides to take the trip to London anyway, but she finds herself thinking about sex with every handsome English man she sees. At the Tower of London, Lizzy meets Cole Fairfax whose witty compliments and captivating eyes seem to shock Lizzy with their shameless innuendo.
She shook her head. Was this man always so blunt? Was she really bantering about sex with a man she’d just met? Not met, really. A man that was trying to pick her up. She felt wetness forming in her pussy. She wanted this man. Wanted him right now. She wondered what the crowd would think if they started tearing each other’s clothes off right here. She shook her head to clear that thought. She’d just met this man. She shouldn’t be thinking about fucking him. Should she? (read Chapter One...)

Order Here - 7 Chapters - $9.95

Friday, January 06, 2006

Hardcore Porn is Boring

As many spankos may have noticed, the spanking porn fetish is really taking off right now as internet merchants search for even more profits. Conversations at Woodshed Headquarters become low and intense. How will we stand up to the competition? Because the intense, hardcore teen stuff sells the best, there is the temptation to virtually fellate the lowest common denominator.

booty callMaybe my neurotic perfectionism is keeping me from doing this, who knows. But a more simply explanation occurs to me. Hardcore porn is boring. Sure, it's vivid, visually stimulating, and in your face. But in any kind of abstract or contextually way, it's just really boring. It does not tell any kind of story, it is more predictable than any other genre. The story is always from the man's point of view. I say this after watching hours and hours of porn and selling thousands of dollars of this stuff. It is trash. I am not saying that people should not watch it, but anyone who sees hardcore as some redeeming gift to mankind is just full of crap.

I think a lot of people, ladies in particular find hardcore just plain boring. Our sites' success proves that people are different - and have different ideas of what is sexy. You can read about sexuality in the context of humanity and life, not as something totally seperate, disconnected.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Proud Multi-Culti

In just a few weeks, I am going on an eco-tourism vacation in Costa Rica! I found this great, small company that has very reasonable rates, especially for couples. They offer yoga classes and meditation, which I am in favor of. This will be me:
costa rica yoga
This will be the first real vacation that Don and I have taken together. We have been to the beach twice, which was fun, but our respective families were there both times, which was kinda stressful. But this trip will be just us ;)

I sound so cliche saying this, but spanking really brings people together. I observed this today when I was reading "The Dark Side of My Life", a blog written by Holly. Holly's English is not perfect, but her ideas and expression are really top-notch. I guess her blog touches me because, as spanko, she feels even more different living in a country where personal freedom is not as prevelant. Holly's description of herself shows how endearingly honest her English expression is:

About Me
holly
asian country
A young, single and virgin girl, life in a community that never know what is 'spanking'. She really need a lot of spanking.
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Holly's blog is definitely one of my favorite blogs now.

In other news, Spanking Romance has posted a new story this week, about New Years Resolutions. It is called A New Year's Promise by April Hill - you can read chapter one here. Here is a sample:
What happens when a young wife and mother goes over her budget for Christmas, not just a little bit, but dramatically,
even spectacularly? When "can't get your act together" is a compliment? When everything seems to be going to hell in a handbasket? What IS a long-suffering husband to do?
Spank, maybe?

Aprill Hill returns in fine form. She's long been known as the best author around when it comes to combining humor and spanking (what's funny about a spanking anyway?). There's a little bit of the heroine of A New Year's Promise in all of us. Don't miss it! Six chapters. Click HERE to sample Chapter One.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Ipod Spanking Clip

I must have been a good girl this year! Why? Because I got a new, sleek black video ipod as a Christmas present! I was pretty skeptical about watching videos on that tiny screen, but they actually look GREAT.

I am so excited about my video ipod. I found out today that you can watch Law and Order, as well as Conan off of Itunes. If you have Itunes, I have an especially magnanimous treat for you! We have compressed a spanking trailer from SpankingEpics.com to the .m4v format, so you can download it and watch it in Itunes. If you have a video ipod, you can download it there as well!

But the best news is, we are going to make all the spanking download movies available for Ipod, in a seperate store. Keep an eye out for these sweet deals.

NEW Movies!!!

NEW Books!!!

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