“Never,
never open this box, child… not unless life becomes so unbearable
that you cannot go on. Nothing will ever be the same again, and
there will be no turning back!”
Sarah
is miserable, and in desperation, she opens the Wooden Box her Great-Grandmother
has guarded as long as Sarah can remember. A pink fog fills the
room, and Sarah wakes up five-hundred years in the future, with
a bearded giant named Wolfe who says she now belongs to him. Wolfe
proclaims that his way of showing he cherishes her is to stripe
her pretty ass with a blue piece of leather… |